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Tweak says, "He's only Mostly Dead!"

gis el eeee. (gisele) wrote,
@ 2012-11-21 10:33:00

hollywoodglam

"Be reckless enough to gamble all or nothing to follow your dreams."

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gisele
2008-11-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)

I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!

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	dri 2008-11-21 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday! That is probably my favorite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	I liked the one from last week about how Dana Gordon owed them so much she would probably let Ari and E double penetrate her or something like that. But I can't find the exact quote. In context, it was hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Or how about, "Let's hug it out, bitch." Because that's what we did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Very very true. I like it a lot, you are a smart one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	I have moments, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Pregnant pole dancing is truly a flash of genius. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE MOCKING ME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	NO I'M NOT!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Chances are you'll be better at it than me. My life story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well I am not pregnant but I will strap on one of those fake things for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you will be SOON. I have been waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh no. Wait longer. You can do it! There is no rush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes there is. I want someone to spoil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe when I am 30. Then this new baby will be like, two and you will have the itch again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Get the Heck out. I am undecided if I am done after this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I will nottt. But I need a husband first and that is nowhere close to happening! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Baby daddy's are the new black. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gisele 2008-11-21 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Not now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dri 2008-11-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Not for my classy lady. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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